News Briefs

It was the end of August, a notoriously slow news month, but not for articles about spanking-related attire.

Catholic school bans kilts

In a town near Toronto, a Catholic school, instead of requiring kilts, has banned them because enforcing the length was problematical. (I can think of a way or two of enforcing it, but the school authorities had the temerity to say, “We're in the business of educating kids.” Where are his values??

The investigative team at the Washington Post, meanwhile, had a front-page headline:

Blue Chip, White Cotton: What Underwear Says About the Economy

about how men’s underpants are a lagging economic indicator.

Well only some of us are lagging.