TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURES: Things to Be Thankful For

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Things to Be Thankful For

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sixofthebest said...: Yes, Ted. on this Thanksgiving Day. I give thanks, that I can still give spanks, to naughty women, on this day of feasting pleasure.; 4:14 PM
Anonymous said...: ik moest oppasen op mijn zusje van11 ze wilde steeds uit bed en ik dreigde met billenkoek, toen had ze buikpijn en echt zei ze, ze lag in bed en zei zelf wil je ff mijn temperatuur meten, oke zei ik maar wel in je bibs, bah zei ze dat hoeft niet en ik vond van wel ze moest over de knie met blote billen en kreeg toen de thermometer in de billen, ze had niks ik heb toen mijn slipper uitgedaan en haar 6 tikken ermee op de blote gegeven en ze sliep snel....; 8:00 AM
Anonymous said...: wij moesten oppassen op een moluks, meisje en dat ging prima maar op de laatste avond was ze stout en ik wilde haar niet slaan op haar billetjes ze was 9 en heb haar toen tegen de badkuip aangezet met haar handjes in de nek met billen bloot; 10:53 AM
Anonymous said...: zoo zei mijn broer die op mij moest passen terwijl ik niet lekker was en ging op de rand van het bed zitten en zei ik kom even je temperatuur meten, hij had een thermometer in zijn hand met wat spul aan de punt en ik zei best, ik was 10 en hij sloeg de deken opzij en zei hup even de beentjes omhoog, hij deed zijn handen onder mijn knieholte en lifte me op deed mijn broekje uit en stak de thermometer in mijn bips, mama doet dat zo niet zei ik en hij zei ik wel en als je niks heb krijg je een goed pak op je blote billen, en ik had niks en kreeg een pak op mijn blote billen over zijn knie en ik was meteen genezen.; 12:58 PM

How to Spank a Woman

This was offered in live chat one Wednesday night in 1996, and it still holds up quite well. The subject of the discussion was how to spank a woman. There are, of course, as many different ways to spank a woman as there are women, but I feel confident that this template will work for many first-timers. If not, brother, can you paradigm?
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Make a big long deal out of pulling her skirt up or pants down and take forever tugging her panties down, but not all the way off.

Make her feel like a princess and a brat at the very same time.

Put your hand on her bare bottom before you spank.

Lecture her so softly she has to strain to hear you and she prays you stop talking and start spanking.

Position her carefully back and forth over your lap until everything is just right. (Take the keys out of your right front pocket lest her squirming gouge a gash in your thigh.)

Place your left hand on the small of her back.

Then tell her how much you care about her (love her, if appropriate) and then spank her con brio. (Southpaws should reverse the hand positions)

Spank her until she can’t stand it anymore.

Then give her five more slow spanks. This will be hard for you to do, but make them harder than before. (As you may wind up, too)

Gently pluck the panties from her ankles, and with a flourish toss them across the room.

Then it is on your lap for some cuddling and solace, while remaining stern and insisting she needed the spanking.

Warn her that next time, it will be harder and with the implement she fears the most.

Return to a real-life mode but without her panties on.

As you let her up off your lap, gently brush her nipples with your hand.

Run your hand through her tangled hair and then down her neck.

Tell her she is a good girl.

But she is a good girl only because you care enough to spank her bare bottom.

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Thursday, November 24, 2011

Things to Be Thankful For

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